Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. When I was your age, I had to walk to school, 12 miles, barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways! What if you're in an accident? Do you have on clean underwear? Close that door...were you born in a barn? Put on a jacket...you'll catch your death of cold. Feed a cold, starve a fever. I'm only doing this for your own good. Because I said so, that's why. This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. You're giving me grey hairs. Put that down. You don't know where it's been. Excuse me for living. Don't cross your eyes...they'll get stuck that way. Eat your vegetables. Clean your plate. Think of all the starving children. Don't get smart with me. Every day is children's day. What will the neighbors think?